Shaublog

So they say that the reason to blog is for the tags……
So I’ll start out with a story of the Mediator family. The father, Facilitative Mediator, was at work plying his trade as a Collaorative Lawyer, when he received a call from his wife of 24 years, Successful Seattle Mediator. She had just gotten home from her office where she was an Eastside Marital Therapist. She was in a panic. “Fac,” she screamed into the phone, “the twins are gone!” Indeed, their 14 year old twins, Divorce Mediator and Family Mediator, were nowhere to be found. He calmly replied, “Relax, honey, remember, they are volunteering at the IACP Conference this week.” “That’s right,” she replied - relieved. “Say, as long as they’re going to be gone until late tonight, how about you come home early. We can get comfortable, microwave up some popcorn and watch the new Ken Cloke Mediation CD.” “Your wish is my command,” said a very pleased Facilitative Mediator as he put the finishing touches on yet another responsive and creative parenting plan, locked his office door behind him and headed for the local QFC for some bubbly and corn.